How come you can
only hunt eight months of the year?
By Bob Zettler
April 13, 2015
Why is turkey season so close to the end of the
Conservation Order for Light Geese Season?
I mean, I started chasing Canada geese and Dove on September 1 last
year. Then came the Early Season for
Teal. Then, thankfully, we had a short
break until the regular waterfowl season started in Illinois – I no longer
chase tree rats. And while I didn't get
to go on the Northern Zone opener as I have for a number of years, I was able
to open in the Central Zone and then head out to North Dakota for a few days
starting on Halloween.
Then it was a whirlwind of waterfowl interspersed with
deer (with Bronchitis a few times) until January 31 of this year. And while I wanted to open here in Illinois
right away, I was able to head down to Arkansas for three days before
over-nighting it back home to a hot field I got permission for just so I and my
crew could get out. This was followed by
combining forces with another friend’s crew in what we thought and hoped would
be a massacre of Snow geese but turned out to be a bust – through no fault of
anyone as we really saw thousands and had one Hell of a spread.
And then came March.
Ah, March, where we established a home base and hunted nearly every day
from March 8-28 and harvested nearly 200 birds!
Mercifully, I got a break for two weekends and began the process of
returning my home and Jeep to a more normal environment. Yet, I had great plans to be ready for Turkey
Season by last Friday. You know, get my
gear together, shotguns cleaned, clothes set aside and all the rest. I mean I even had lists of what I needed done
and was sure it was achievable…
So I don’t get anything done Saturday and then sleep in
an extra two hours yesterday against my better judgment – I knew I had to be in
bed no later than 9:30–10 PM that night – and I still hadn’t gotten much done
except putting a GTH bag together with my camo the week before. First things first and I decide to clean my
Beretta Xtrema 2 and its backup gun, the Remington VersaMax. Good God!
That Beretta was filthy!! Snow
geese can take a toll…
Well, that took me nearly three hours just to clean the
two, all the while I was using my Bradley Smoker on a Pork Roast and some
chicken parts, and it’s now 6 PM. My,
how time flies! But I know my turkey
gear is in two containers upstairs and that’s where it really starts to unravel
– I can only find the one container! And
as I go through it and pull last year’s Morels out my turkey vests pockets, I
realize I only have 4 Turkey loads, no mouth-calls, cant find my turkey choke
tubes, no gloves and where the Hell is my sling for the Beretta! I mean that sling, along with two others have
been sitting by my couch and the front door for weeks and now, of all times,
they ALL disappear?
And, it’s now nearly 9 PM and I am beat and the smoke from
the smoker is killing me while making the whole house smell like the Bradley
Smoker. Got to make a decision(s):
·
Will four shotshells (hopefully LEAD turkey loads)
be enough?
·
Do I really need camo gloves?
·
Can I find my sling in the Jeep?
·
Where are my camo shirts?
·
Can I do it with no mouthcalls? In other words, since I haven’t practiced
since last spring, will the few unbroken friction calls in my turkey vest be
sufficient?
·
Etc…
It’s well after 9 PM and I am beat and not feeling well,
so I head to bed but there is a movie on Cable that I've seen a couple of times
and still I get caught up in it till almost 10:30 before turning it off. Then comes the tossing and turning. Whether from the smoked meats I just finished
or my routine sleeplessness, I can’t say, but I bet I didn't sleep but a couple
of hours and basically am up by 3:00 AM.
Get on-line for a bit, put clothes into the dryer, play Yahtzee, shower
(I was rank) and then realize I hadn't even thought about lace-up hunting boots
until now! I usually wear my Muck Boots
most of the time but not for Turkey Season.
Find a pair and then realize the one boot’s shoelace was broken and said
the Hell with it too and just short-tied that one. Que Sera. Que Sera.
It’s now after 4:30 AM and I have at least an hour drive
to where I hunt, but as I hadn't thought about food last night, decide to
chance McDonald's for a Breakfast McMuffin only to discover the Chatham
McDonald's continues to be the worst morning operation I have ever, ever dealt
with. Am told it will be maybe five
minutes and here I am the only person in line.
Tell them to forget my order and head on down the road. Start thinking – a dangerous past-time so
early in the morning for me – and decide to get something at the Casey’s in
Pleasant Plaines. Wow, they have
breakfast Pizza; hot and ready AND the oversize piece is still there! Saints be praised as I am the only customer
in the place at 5 AM but then I get to the counter…
There are two clerks, one is in the “office” writing on
something and the other has decided to count every freaking last thing in her
cash drawer just as I get to the counter!
WTH!!! So here I stand, watching her count, and count, and count again
for FIVE minutes before she finishes and uses the OTHER REGISTER to check me
out! WTH!!!
I can still be at the farm before shooting time, even
though I had wanted to be there 45 minutes earlier, but the missing gear I
couldn't find last night was really working me over, so I decide to hit the
Wal-Mart in Beardstown to see about some gloves, Turkey loads and maybe a
mouthcall or two. Thankfully, it was an
in and out in maybe 5 minutes but I did get tickled by the cashier asking me if
I needed to show my FOID for the Winchester XX 3.5” #5 shotshells or not…
Then I get to the bridge over the Illinois River. WTH
it’s under construction!!! There goes
another 8 minutes as the light changed just as I got there. Finally, I cross the bridge and make it to my
parking spot at the farm but right after legal shooting time. Thankfully, there are no other hunters and I
am once again on my own – a BIG thank you to the landowner! All I had to do is get my vest on, uncase my
shotgun and clip my Contour Roam 2 video camera on it but not before stripping
down for I realize I do not need my thermal UnderArmour as it’s 64 degrees
already. And more importantly, I am
already hearing Gobblers sound off across the road where I hunt and there are
at least 4 or 5 close by with more at the other end of the farm. Life is (NOW) good!
However, as I had thrown out my right knee on the first
day of hunting Snow geese in March, a long hike will not be fun and most of the
birds were sounding off way at the other end.
At least there were four in the top third of the farm but I also have to
cross an open field and it’s pushing sunrise soon. Thankfully, it was overcast and I was able to
cross to the edge of the woods and the birds were still sounding off just a
couple of hundred yards or less away.
However, as I brought decoys (spit) and wasn't sure if the Gobblers were
about to enter the field or were going to hold in the woods, I decided to set
up on this finger of trees that sticks out into the field and place the decoys
out in the open in front of me.
Get the Jake and Hen set and find a nice tree to sit up
against quickly as they were closer than I thought. Place the over video camera, a Sony Action
Cam, on my head and hit the record button only to have it shut off a few seconds
later. Try again and same result. Take it out of the case and discover the
battery had run out. WTH! I guess it will be left up to the gun video
if I even get the opportunity…
Then, I break out the box call and get an instant
response times three! Wait awhile and
same thing happens. Now I am worried
that the decoys are too close in front of me as if the birds come, I won’t be
able to use the box call and the new mouth call (which resided within my mouth)
was untested. Back and forth I go about
getting up and possibly getting busted or just sit where I am and hope they
focus on the decoys and pay no attention to the lump pointing a shotgun at them
up against a tree…
Too late and two of them pop out into the field more than
hundred yards away and about 10 feet into the field and go crazy gobbling at
me! Video is on and they don’t leave
their spot! I mean they gobbled several
times a minute, strutted somewhat and kept looking in my direction but nada. Zip.
They simply would not get any closer and eventually went back into the
woods. Once I knew they were staying
down there and maybe a little further down, I decided to abandon the decoys and
get closer. Made it half way there and
the woods were pretty thick so I sat on the field edge. Nothing near as they responded but simply
wouldn't come closer. And by 7:30 AM, they all went quiet but not before
sounding off deeper into the woods and back towards a pond where I had heard
their other buddies earlier.
What to do, what to do?
I really did not want to go really deep into the woods and I had finally
heard a hen with them; and if they were with hens, it would be difficult to
pull them away. My knee truly was
hurting and I would hate to have it go out back to where I thought they were
headed. Ah, screw it and I decided to
head back towards the pond as it offered a great area where several tracts of
woods, fields, and the like converged in what historically has produced a lot
of turkeys over the years. Well, I get
back there and the winds pick up. Whoa,
what’s that? Is it a leucistic turkey? A
coyote? Nope, just a damn opossum. God, I hate opossums’ but I let it pass
unharmed.
Then, I hear a gobble around 9:20 but cannot tell which
direction. There’s another one! But again, what direction? Now am I hearing something I want to hear or
am I hearing birds sound off back towards where I had last heard them AND
farther away toward the far end of the farm?
Can’t say but I have walked as far downhill and away from my Jeep than I
had planned on and decide to head back towards the area I had last heard them
as maybe the hens have moved on…
God, I hate walking back and forth over the same ground
but as I get to the corner of where I had last heard them, they sounded off
just across the ravine I swore I would not cross! However, this time, the woods are more open
and have a more gradual slope to the bottom on my side which provides me with
shooting lanes to the right, left, behind me up towards the field I had started
with, and more importantly, to the other side of the ravine IF they could be
enticed to the edge AND down the hillside to my effective range.
What is your effective range? I like mine close, real close. I have shot most of my birds at less than 20
yards as I want them D E A D! I have
gone to 30-35 yards but prefer letting them close the distance till it’s almost
a given that I will crush them with my shot when I take it. And, here the distance across the ravine from
where I sat to the top (I was sitting lower than the crest of the ravine) was
more than 50 yards but if I can get them to travel downhill, I can close the
distance to right around 30 yards or less – if I get lucky.
Break out the box call they responded to that morning and
they responded once again, and responded and responded. Then I see a red head moving through the
brush right at the top of the ravine. A
few minutes later another but hanging back some. Video was already on and pretty soon the
safety as I truly thought he was going to throw caution to the wind and
actually walk DOWNHILL in response to my call!
Then the SOB went to the right as if to say, “I've been to this rodeo
already once this morning where you get me all worked up but go silent when I
get close.” Muttering under my breath, I
decide to chance using the mouthcall even though I sounded like doo-doo on it.
Both heads go up and the one starts back in my direction
eventually. Then the other one who had
been hanging back and had the gobble of - I don’t know what but it wasn't as
impressive as the other one – starts in my direction and now I could compare
the two. Both had similar beards but
this one was a lot bigger in my opinion and while both were actually WALKING
downhill, I made the decision to take the first one which presented a good shot
IN THE OPEN which neither had…until now but just then my Cell began to loudly
vibrate! Good God, please do not let the
birds hear it. Thankfully it was just a message
notification but it sure got to me for I could not move with both birds looking
in my general direction around 50 yards away.
Damn it! He is
walking downhill (I already said that) and I realize I am going to be shooting
DOWNWARD at him and that presents a dilemma since it won’t expose his head and
neck like I usually prefer and I still am not quite sure if I should take the
other one who is also coming fast, for at least he has his head held high, not
like the Big Boy who has been in stealth mode most of this morning. And I sure do not want either of them to get
down into the ravine as they could then come out anywhere and not present me
with a shot without re-positioning my gun.
I had basically already decided to take the stealth bird
and when he had his head and neck out and up to the side, the trigger was
pulled and two-ounces of number-five Winchester XX lead shot flew at him at 1300
FPS a mere 25 yards away, albeit at a downward angle. He folded like an accordion but not before
flip-flopping all over the place down the ravine. I sat there a moment or two taking in the accomplishment
as last year was the first in maybe 20 that I had not killed a turkey and here
I had scored and it was opening day to boot!
His brother flew off back to my side of the ravine (Yeah), and after I
divested myself of my vest, I carefully made my way down the ravine and over to
the spot I sent my payload too only to not see him! And this was the first time I had ever gone
after a bird without my shotgun.
Luckily, after a couple of minutes I spied him nestled in
a downfall almost 20 yards away! I knew
he was dead when I shot so I had relaxed afterwards but it did give me a charge
to find him. And by God he was a big
one! Maybe the heaviest bird I have
taken outside of the one I shot in Missouri a number of years ago. Took several pictures, tagged him and then
made my way back to my gear after taking a couple of breaks along the way – did
I mention he was a HEAVY bird? Got him
stuffed into the vest eventually and headed back to my Jeep. Grabbed the decoys on the way back and was
back on the road home shortly after 11 AM.
Still got permits but this was a challenge I had met,
dealt with and accomplished but not before a lot of anguish over the past eight
months, treading water and time, with some improvisation along the way. And, maybe some luck?
POSTSCRIPT. In the original video, which lasted just under 16 minutes, the one bird I did not shoot gobbled
at least 34 times and the one I shot maybe a couple. The video above is just the last six minutes. Here are the stats:
- 23 pounds
- 9” beard
- 1.3” & 1.25” spurs
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